Warning, this entry contains some graphic details as to why milk is evil.
I was warned. Hoo boy, I was warned…actually, it was after the fact, but yeah…it was a very VERY rough Friday for me.
Prior to going home, Steve had found that his milk was going to expire the day we were going to leave. So, not wanted to waste the milk we decided to have a go at it and drink as much as possible. He was able to drink three normal size mugs, which is pretty admirable. I decided to go all out try to finish as much as possible. After two double-sized mugs we warned me against continuing, but I insisted on not wasting the milk. After the third I poured a fourth and just stared at it for a good 4 minutes. Then I counted down, “3…2…1…” and downed it all in one go.
In the end I ended up chugging 4 double-sized mugs of the stuff. That totals about 2 litres or so. I didn’t feel well directly afterwards. However, at the time it was just because I was filled with way too much liquid. When the girls found out, Yvonne was insisting that Asians are not meant to drink milk. Marie was warning me that if I had to shit in her car she’d kick me out anywhere on the highway.
I insisted that I was alright.
About halfway there, I asked Yvonne whether I could use her bathroom. I just had to pee, and when I got there it was quite the relief. I kept on insisting to everyone that I was alright, I mean, I only had to urgently pee at the time. Oh, but when I was finally dropped off at my minivan things took a turn for the worse. From that point forward I was experiencing severe diarrhea, gas, and cramps. Luckily we had to stop at my aunt’s house for a break…also, the ride home wasn’t too long…but yeah, it was a tough ride home.
So yes, never again will I do something so silly. I haven’t developed a phobia for milk or anything like that, but I’ll think twice about consuming large amounts. Also, I might look into buying that lactose free type of milk from now on (if I ever buy milk). Watch out people.
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