Seems this side has been appearing more and more lately. I can’t explain why.
Anyway, camping was a whole lot of fun. It was great to hang out with a whole group of people. My only gripe is forgetting to bring my camera. The drive there wasn’t very long itself, but picking up passengers and equipment took quite a long time. I woke up at about 5a and left at around 545a. We ended up leaving Toronto at around 1030a, and this was after stopping for gas and food. The lineups for the gas station weren’t as bad as I had originally expected. In fact, I had let my passengers off to get McDonalds while I waited in line. I finished before they did.
Like I said, we left at around 1030 for Restoule Provincial Park. Yvonne was my navigator and I’m glad she was it. She managed to stay awake the whole ride there. Actually, we stopped over in Barrie to pick up Andrew (Yvonne’s boyfriend) which was interesting in itself. Everyone decided to play “spot the non-white person” for a laugh. Roy and Steve won on a brown guy walking down the road.
Somewhere around the town of South River people in the van started asking whether we would stop somewhere for lunch. I searched around for a place to stop and eventually halted at this charcoal grill place. Coincidentally, it was right next to an LCBO and I got a few taunts as a result. I don’t know how I got to be the alcoholic guy in the group…I’m quite the opposite. I stayed dry this whole weekend, man!
Closer to the park the roads turned into gravel roads. We spotted a lot of oddly named roads, like “Lingenfelters”. That automatically reminded me of the words “lingam” and “yoni“. Don’t ask. All in all, the drive took 3-4 hours. However, this was with me speeding a tad. I think most of the way there I was going a steady 140…but that was because most people were going 120. So there. I went with the flow…sort of.
Well, upon arrival we found out we got two sort of dinky drive-through campsites. We saw a few large empty ones and managed to negotiate our way to them. The next few days involved lots of swimming, hanging out at the beach, big roaring campfires, complaining about outhouse stench (I was the first to do so), off-road mountain biking (my ass is paying for that one), and some dirty ho madness (old maid-modified). I almost feel sorry for some of our neighbours. We must’ve been a bit rowdy dirty ho. Yet again, I was the first person crowned as dirty ho. How the hell does that happen?
Here are some particular highlights…
- Raccoons must’ve become accustomed to people there. One in particular came to the campsite at around midnight as we were making smores and banana boats. It approached the campfire despite us trying to shine lights in its eyes and making small growling noises (small in the attempt to not wake the neighbours). There were some banana boats cooling on the rocks after being cooked in the fire. The raccoon just went up, grabbed one slowly, and dragged it off into the forest. The whole time you could hear Jared going “no no no no no no…my banana boat!!!” Funny thing too watching it open the foil and claw out the contents. Little did we know that while we were watching that one, another one swiped a whole bunch of bananas from the table.
- Dave found this cool stick that had the bark stripped off of it. I found it great fun to swing that thing around like a quarter staff. In fact, I took it home.
- Football in the water was a lot of fun. We played frisbee too, but it unfortunately got lost after we all forgot about it while playing football.}
Well that’s that. I’d go into more detail, but I’m still on dialup for the time being…(with absolutely no estimate of how long it’ll be before I’m on high speed again.
edited because I use the word “Anyway” WAY too much
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