Monthly Archive: September 2003

The cable guy

Well, it’s a done deal. The cable guy came in and effortlessly split and cleanly staple a new cable line across my bedroom. I’ve been connected since 5pm last night, and let me tell you, I’ve been rather pleased by it. Maybe I’m biased (yes, of course I’m biased), but the service has been pretty damn good. I’ve been able to reach speeds that I never was able to before. Plus, I never have to “connect”. It’s always on.

Can you tell I’m impressed?

I’m going to try cancel my Bell service sometime very soon. I’m not currently paying anything for it, so I don’t have to panic about sending it in. Still, I’m ready to dump the service. I’m ready for a change.

Counting down the days

Guess what. Sympatico is still down after all this time. How can they let a customer wait for service for 1.5 months? I’ve called them on numerous occasions, and each time I’ve had to reexplain the problem…this despite the fact that they should have a running file containing all of my calls. The last straw for me was when the last rep I talked to said I should consider suspending the account. I was calling them to receive credit for another billing cycle for high speed. I mean, if it ain’t active, why the fuck should I pay for it? Well, like I said, she suggested suspending the account so that I “wouldn’t have to call in every month”. Well what the hell does that mean? Is telling me that she’s expecting the problem to be on-going???

That’s just pure bullshit.

It was only a short while ago when I was seriously considering switching to Rogers. I was about to call them and ask whatever information I needed to know. Wouldn’t you know it though, the cable company calls us and asks why we’re not with them on Internet. He even answered my question about moving. He said that transferring the cable service to another location is probably just a matter of minutes…which is better than the 5 day minimum that I have to wait for Bell to do their thing.

Lucky!

Well, I’ve set an appointment with them to get cable Internet set up on Sunday. I’m set to drop Sympatico very soon. I’m ready to get off dialup…(again!)

In passing…

Well, now it’s become one of the more memorable moments at work. My coworker and I were on the second floor (we work on the third floor) getting some snacks. On our way to the stairwell I joked around about passing gas in the stairwell. My coworker goes “guy, how did you know what I was thinking”. Before I even had time to process that thought, he opens the door to the stairwell and lets one rip. On his lead I decide to do the same, and he starts running up the stairs saying “get away from me”. Next thing you know, we see someone else from our company going down the stairs. From that point forward, me and my coworker started laughing hysterically up the stairs. I know that guy going downstairs said something, but I can’t even tell what.

Guy, that’s embarassing…but hilarious since I shared that with someone else.

Something in the air

Man, someone around the office is having a particularly bad hygiene day today. I’m being serious. There were a few times when I had to check to see whether the smells were emanating from me. They weren’t, thank God. It’s like there’s this perimeter of some sort. You’re walking down the hallway, then you reach our area and there’s like this wall…of stench.

Well, stench is such a strong term. How about just “bad B.O.”. That should be a fair enough term.

It’s just another odour complaint in the office. One day it’s the complaint that someone’s wearing too much cologne. Then someone’s wearing too much perfume. Today…whoo! My coworker carries ear plugs around with him all the time. He suggested that he’d be better off stuffing them up his nose. Frankly, I’d agree.

Hygiene is not just for yourself, it’s for the consideration of people surrounding you.

Walking zombie

So I was walking through the mall when I saw some rather large billboards for some bras and panties. They had some clever slogans on them:

My pair beats your flush

I only had As in high school

Just thought I’d share that.

The week has been rather uneventful. I gave Yvonne a call just to check on how she had been doing during her first week of work. She seems to be doing well. Let me tell you, I’m very glad I called her. It kind of boosted my spirits to hear from someone that I know personally. During work terms I’m usually sitting at home doing absolutely nothing. My social life is always at a low. I’ve been making it a point to keep in touch with some people–just because I don’t want to be whining and complaining about how I don’t hear from anyone. It seems I’m going to have to make things happen. Mind you, I’m still kind of lonely at home. I love my parents a great deal, don’t get me wrong. But I need my friends as well. I just got paid today, so I might try to urge some people to go out with me next weekend.

Back to work, now.

Robbed

As I was driving to work, I found that the person I voted for Monday night on Canadian Idol got booted off. I’m feeling…a bit of anger. I thought he did a far better job than the other two (of course, that’s just my opinion). I’m not happy about that.

Battling a slow battle

Well, it’s getting close to a month now since I requested my DSL service to be moved from Waterloo back home. As of now I still haven’t been moved. Apparently there’s no place to plug me in at the central office. Well isn’t that great?

They’ve been nice enough to give me a free month of dial up, mind you, it’s only 10 hours worth. They’ve suggested some other arrangements that would give 3 months of free unlimited dial up as well, but as of yet I haven’t taken them up on that offer–after all I think I’ve got about 7.5 hrs left. I’m content to just sit patiently and wait for my modem to stop blinking.

I believe I’m way too nice of a customer. If it were anyone else I’m sure they’d be bitching and screaming at the company. Besides Bell Sympatico, the other big competitor in the market is Rogers Cable. Now, I know that a lot of people around here use Rogers as their provider. However, I’m still uneducated about their policy when moving. I take my Internet back and forth from University, so if it’s going to be a big problem, then I’d rather not go with that company. Also, Rogers is notoriously slow in Waterloo. It’s silly. There’s a certain region around the University where cable Internet just crawls along. Sympatico DSL on the other hand is just fine.

Also, I’d rather not go through the hassle of changing my established email address. It’s a pain to have to start over.

At this point I can only hope that they’ll get their act together. I’m not about to switch…but I realize that what’s going on isn’t right either.

I’m way too nice.

It’s all about tradition

Oh, where to begin. Well, first of all, I can’t reveal much about the stuff going on behind our group. That’s a given. I can say though that so far I’ve had a great deal of fun seeing the frosh having fun.

The first day of frosh week was officially Tuesday, but all of our organization efforts began on Saturday. For me, this involved putting together many jigsaw puzzles of sorts out of cardboard. This was for the “communication” principle of the event pertaining to the 5 principles of engineering. The game involved having the frosh put together 5 puzzles. Originally, the plan was to not have any of the frosh speak. However, me and my organizing partner made the puzzles so ridiculously hard that we felt that we had no choice but to let them talk after a little while. We did that by saying how pathetic they were and how we were going to give them mercy by letting them talk. It didn’t fail that every single time I said that everyone just let off a collective sigh of relief.

–This was the day when all of them earned their hard hat.

The second day was LONG for all of us. It was the day the frosh were introduced to our engineering mascot. For me, it meant that I was given an opportunity to smash things. You know, I never really did appreciate the weight of a sledgehammer until that day. I thought I’d just be able to swing that thing without any problem. Well, I was able to swing it, but my arms needed a minute or two to adjust to the weight of the thing. That’s all. Right now, my only hope is that I didn’t look like a fool swinging that thing around.

That night was a cross-campus event meaning that other faculties were involved. That gave me an opportunity to get out of my persona for a while. It was the Lunar Luau, which was pretty much just a socializing event. I volunteered to read tarot cards for the frosh. It’s been so long since I had done it, but once I started I felt right at home with my deck. It was amazing. With almost every question I felt like the cards were reflect the very thing being asked without any doubt. Even if there seemed to be some sort of difference between the cards showing and the question asked, a question or two helped to reveal exactly what each card meant in the context of the original query. Now, I’m more of an intuitive reader than someone who believes that the cards have this amazing power, but I must say that a lot of things were falling into place that night. I read for about 4 and a half hours with a short five minute break in between. It was safe to say that my brain had turned into mush by the end of it. I got home at 230am

Thursday was a rough night! It was Monte Carlo night–which was also a cross-campus event. Our group was in charge of maintaining security and acting as pit bosses at the gambling tables. A chip/ticket system was being used in order to prevent chips from ever leaving a single table. As a pit boss, I was basically in charge of issuing the tickets whenever someone wanted to cash out. I was dressed in semi-formal biker gear…so I had my suit on with chains, bandana, leather gloves, etc. I had no idea what I looked like since the place I was staying had no full length mirrors…but no one laughed at me, so I’m sure I looked intimidating enough. I was on my feet for 4 hours straight. I eventually got to go home at 2am.

Friday was our last fully engineering event. It was our scavenger hunt. Now, let me tell you, it’s an odd feeling being on the other side of the event. I mean, running the events, and having “POWER” in general was a strange feeling. Some highlights of that night from stuff that I saw and supervised:
- For the acquisition lists, teams had to show us a pool-playing robot. One team came in and had a guy just pretending to be a robot playing pool. I said I was unimpressed and sent them off. They sent the guy back a little while later all wrapped in tin foil. I gave them the point just for the effort.
- In the foot hockey event my partner and I foolishly decided to have 5 concurrent games running all at once. Well, that didn’t quite work because it was hell to organize. Plus, it was at 9pm, in the dark, and on a hill. Anyway, it eventually worked out as teams got eliminated.
- 10 way tug of war was going to be an OK event, but the rope snapped. One guy got injured. It was because he wrapped the rope around his hand. This was despite another leader saying not to wrap the rope around their arms, their body, or neck. In the end we got our the thick marine rope and played tug of war 2 teams on 2 teams and doing some sort of elimination style play.
- I had to do headquarter visits for 5 of the 10 teams. Among the memorable things for each group: the Lime Slime dance, the Grape Scots dance, the Navy video, Hungry Hungry Hippos with the Tang clan, Teal sports events.

Tonight it all ends with the big Toga party.

Listen, there are a few people that are against the way we act during the week. So we act scary and like asses in the beginning. You know what, the frosh are able to recognize after a while the amount of work we put into the events. We’re there for them to have fun, and the ones that recognize that have a blast. There are surely other ways to go about it, but you know what? Our method works too. In the end, it’s all about tradition.

Tomorrow, I’m leaving for home. I’m very much ready to sleep in my own bed and take a shower in my own bathroom. I really appreciate Meagan for putting up with me for the past week. The couch was more than comfortable and she’s been extremely nice about it all.

Thanks.

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