Hrm…my aunts have dial-up. Works for me
I picked up the Greyhound at 8 last night. I was fourth in line waiting for the bus, so I had my choice of seats. I ended up taking a window seat at the fourth row. I was pretty pleased with myself, but I didn’t realize until it was too late that the seat I took was between windows, meaning that I couldn’t rest my arm anywhere on the side. To be honest, that really contributed to an uncomfortable ride over.
The trip was full of some interesting characters. I was fully intending on keeping to myself and blocking the world out. I was trying to send that message by putting on my iPod and putting my hood up. Traffic was a bit heavy getting to the border, but that was only because of dumb ass drivers getting into accidents on the QEW causing lanes to be closed.
When we got to the border, we all had to get off to go through customs and to get inspected. We had to take all our baggage off the bus with us into the building. Damn, those customs agents are really “no nonsense”. My agents were all right though. They just asked me where I was from, what I do for a living, and when I’ll be heading back to Canada. Heh. It’s an odd welcome, eh? They welcome you but want to know when you’re going to get the hell out of there. Some other people weren’t so lucky. There was this one South Asian guy who was being interrogated by this fierce female agent.
“Why are you travelling?”
“Why isn’t your wife with you?”
“Where are your children?”
“So…your wife is sick, and you decided to go on a trip???”
“I DON’T BELIEVE YOU”
I realize she’s only doing her job. Whatever. Baggage inspection wasn’t so bad. I wasn’t carrying anything sharp. It was over quickly.
When we got on the bus, there were a few people that decided to change seats. An old woman decided to move one seat back to the fourth row. The couple that was there was really irate about it. They ended up moving one row back as well. The woman in the couple was being so damn vocal about her displeasure. When the old woman reclined her seat, the other woman pushed her seat forward saying, “do you mind not putting your seat right in my face?” The old woman just responded with silence and re-relclined her seat. That made the other woman even louder. Damn that woman, she was complaining non-stop for hours. She reasoned, “it’s because she doesn’t speak English that she won’t listen.” Heh. Whenever someone reasons like that, the true meaning is “I think people of her nationality are rude, and I’m a whole lot better than her.” I happen to know that the old woman speaks enough English to get by. She was in conversation with this Chinese guy in line who didn’t seem to have full-command over the language either. The fact that they had a conversation amuses me greatly.
After getting settled into my seat, I decided to start conversation with the guy next to me. I started off by saying “man, those customs guys are thorough.” That was enough to break the silence. The guy’s name was Charles. He was from Ohio and going to several conferences–one in Toronto, and one in Washington DC. To get to Washington, he had to take a bus to New York where he’d get a connecting bus. As it turns out, he was a grad student in communications engineering. I told him that I had just taken a course on the subject. It was pretty cool. We were able to share our experiences with engineering. He was saying how he was worried about getting a job because he had no experience at the time. It was a reminder of how lucky I was to be in my co-op program.
It was snowing as we were going down the interstates. I’m impressed with how will the driver managed to go down the dark roads with so many trucks and snow plows in the way. I couldn’t sleep all that well. If I reclined my seat, my tail bone would start hurting like hell. If I was upright, it just wasn’t conducive to sleeping. The heat was turned up pretty high. I had to remove my leather jacket at one point during the ride.
We stopped at Port Byron at around 2am for a meal break. The only thing open at the rest stop was a McDonalds manned by only two workers. As such, they were excruciatingly slow. I know they were doing their best though. Even before the trip, I was planning for my rest stop meal. I was looking forward to having a McDonalds cheese burger. Even as I type this, I can imagine the taste of the meat, cheese, ketchup, and pickles in my mouth. After a long wait, I got my two burgers and headed back for the bus. As I glommed the burgers down, I found them to be horribly unsatisfying.
What can you do?
The irate woman bought a salad and took it back to the bus. When she got back to her seat she was bitching about how she can’t eat all that well with the “woman who can’t speak English” reclined the way she was. A little bit later, I peered over to the woman, and she was eating well enough with the salad on her lap–over closer to her knees, no less. She was still bitching. Well, damn it, woman. It’s unfortunate that you lost your seat, but it’s notlike you were forced to sit all the way at the back by the toilet. You’re one row behind. The whole seating arrangement thing wasn’t enforced. Woman, you’re just out of luck. With regards to the reclining, get over it! These seats recline! It’s what they do! Damn!
I tried hard to sleep, but it was no good. I think I got an hour or two. That’s all. At about 6, I ended up just watching the road signs to get an idea of how close I was. When I started seeing signs for the Lincoln Tunnel, I knew we were getting close. Heh. The Lincoln Tunnel reminds me of the movie Elf.
I ended up arriving at 7:15am. All things considered, that’s not too bad. Overall, Manhattan doesn’t feel all too magical. It does have a very urban feel though. The cab driver we god was just zooming right through traffic. No signalling, no waiting, he was just weaving all over the place. It’s different from Toronto. As soon as I got back, I had breakfast, and went to sleep. Ah, and now here I am.
This week is going to be busy, I can feel it. I’m excited though.