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Are you stoned?

I’m currently in some sort of low functioning mode right now. In the coffee room, I was having a discussion with a colleague when he suddenly paused, looked at me and asked: “are you stoned?” Honestly, do I look like it? Maybe. I feel slow, and I’m sure my eyes have a glazed over look to them.

I’m not sick; I think I’m just running on empty. I’m hungry. However, I haven’t really done much to resolve that issue. I haven’t eaten much since last night. I was on the treadmill for a long while, and expended about 700 calories. Combined with what I ate yesterday, I think I’ve been dangerously low. Which would probably explain why I’m completely retarded right now (Seriously, I think I can use the word retarded, because I’m honestly in sloooooow-mode).

I think it may be affecting my status at work. I’ve had to deal with people already in this state, and I haven’t exactly been the most coherent. I’ve been slurring thoughts and words. I should probably go get something substantial to eat. I can’t afford to let myself degenerate too much further. Frankly though…I’m too lazy to get up from my desk. Ugh! So stupid.

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