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Oh God, I’m drunk…

Oh my freaking hell. I’m not feeeling mysel right now. There was a bottle of white wien at my table and not one really liked it. Frankly ikt was a little ibt tart. In any case, i thought it was wrong to let hte bottle go to waste so I took it up[on myself to drink it. Figure.s, you know? As well, people were givoig me their drink tickets. It was thoughful of them but not really a good idea, I gather. I think I had a vodka/cran and a screwddriver. However, you know what, after the screw driver I freaking’ drew the line. No more alcohol! No good for someone like me. I don’t norallly drik!
What can you do though?

The cab ride home was relatively smooth. Thanks, Amjad! You rock! Nothing vomit inducing which holy hell I’m so freaking thankful of. i so don’t want ot be puking all over the cab. That would be so disgraceful. He got me back hoe in piece which is os freakin’ awesome. here i am. i’vr already gone ot the bathroom trying ot get rid of these toxins. I sot of want ot drink water but i so remember the last timme i tried ot top mself off with water so that i would’t get hung over. the results were not so good. I don’t want ot be pukignall over the place–not with famnily here.

Anyway, I so apologize for this blog entry. I shouln’t be blgging in this conditio…but here I AM. ! I’m sure I”l regret it tomorrow morning..but…well, such is life, eh.



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2 comments

  1. H.Z. says:

    This is an early ‘Entry of the Year’ Candidate! :mrgreen:

  2. Anon. says:

    Wow if your blog were like a movie this entry would be the always popular ‘dream sequence’ from the protagonists point of view.

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