What follows is just meant as a small note of etiquette on public transit.
When the car is packed with people invading each others’ public spaces, please please please do your utmost best to not pass gas. Yes, sometimes there are accidental leaks, but for the sake of others please make the effort. Clench! Do your kegels! Do what you must to prevent yourself from assaulting the olfactory systems of your fellow passengers.
Thank you for your attention.
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2 comments
Wendy says:
Fri. February 1, 2008 at 10:28 pm (UTC -5 )
And this is why I’m thankful that I no long ride the TTC. Thanks for the smile tho!
Jay says:
Fri. February 1, 2008 at 11:10 pm (UTC -5 )
I was sort of discussing this with a colleague while we were on the train today. He was listing out reasons why he didn’t like riding the TTC, but to me I think the quirks sort of add a bit of charm to riding the system.
I mean, most of the smelly people and the crazies are relatively harmless–even the smelly crazies..though I guess they’re sort of assaulting several senses. Anyway. Transit is sort of a social leveller, isn’t it? That kind of gives me some appreciation of it. As long as it’s still safe to ride, I won’t mind it too much.
Wonder if that makes me one of the crazies.