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Pie pun

このアップルパイがアップルいっぱい、ね?
(Kono APPURU PAI ga APPURU ippai, ne?)
[This apple pie is full of apple, eh?]

Lifted that pun from Sailor Moon, episode 107. Translation isn’t punny at all, but in Japanese it’s totally corny.

Made this pie tonight. Used the skills I picked up in GBC. Sending it to a Thanksgiving get together tomorrow. Should be good eats!

The muffin man

Oh man. A big side effect of taking that GBC class isn’t just that I’m bringing home a lot of food. It’s also that if I ever find myself with an urge to repeat one of the recipes I learned in class I’ll end up with a huge stockpile of baked items. Today, I’ve been cooped up inside for many hours in an attempt to give my body some rest. When I finally got up I decided to try doing the same recipes I did on Saturday. I ended up making full batches of blueberry walnut bran muffins and lemon cranberry blueberry tea biscuits. Sounds good, but in following the full recipe I made too many. I ended up with 32 muffins and 52 biscuits. ARGH. I’ve given half to my parents, and they’re appreciative. I now have to find a way to give away a lot of what I’m left with. God help me.

How the cake came to be

So yeah, the secret project was a birthday cake for running friend Paul’s 50th birthday party. I had to keep it secret because I’m not really sure who reads this thing and I didn’t want word to spread. I had to bite my tongue until after the fact.

During a dim sum lunch last Sunday the fact that I’m doing a George Brown baking class came up. Off to the side, I was asked if I would be interested in making the cake for an upcoming surprise party. Well, I was hesitant because it felt like it would be a big responsibility. I said that it’d likely be a simple cake if I did do it if only because I wouldn’t be able to do one of those super fancy cakes you see on TV. That, and I’ve never properly decorated a cake before. After some assurance that it wasn’t about how fancy it’d be, but the fact that it came from me that’d make it special, I decided to go for it. From that point forward my head started swimming with ideas. I started doodling some sketches as to what might be possible, and I eventually settled on a vine and leaf design. I started scanning YouTube for cake ideas and I decided that I’d try my hand at making a fondant cake. I’d never worked with fondant before but the people in the videos make it look fun. I also did many searches on the web for recipes on cakes, fondants, icings, etc.

From Monday onward I started gathering materials. That included frequent trips to Bulk Barn to get big bags of icing sugar and flour. Who knew that Bulk Barn had tons of cake decorating-related items? So useful! On Tuesday night I made a big batch of fondant. I ended up using the marshmallow fondant recipe from Bakingdom. It was a bit of a sticky mess, but with liberal use of icing sugar I managed to keep it from getting everywhere. Fondant is really like play-doh. It’s kind of cool. That night I also made a batch of chocolate buttercream icing. I used the recipe on the Wilton site. It turned out well, if a little thick. On Wednesday night I picked up more ingredients in anticipation. It was on Thursday night that the magic really began.

On Thursday night, after work I printed out some lettering that I wanted to use on the cake. I cut the letters out to form stencils. After colouring some fondant I rolled it out, placed the lettering on top and cut the letters out of the fondant. That took a fair bit on concentration just to make sure the letters didn’t look wonky. I also started the cake that night. I chose to do a chocolate chiffon cake because chiffon is a bit of a high spongy cake. It turned out well. After letting it cool for a while I cut it in half. I used the buttercream to form a bit of a dam, then took a lot of PC Dulce de Leche and plopped it in the middle. I spread it out nicely before putting the top back on. I think it’s here that I made one or two errors. First, I think I put too much dulce de leche. Secondly I should have pressed the top down to check if I put too much. I’d be able to tell if it oozes out the side, right? Anyway, I did a crumb coat on the cake to ensure that the crumbs were locked in place. After letting that dry I put a lot of buttercream on it and iced it. The end result would have been fine on its own, but I wanted to do a fondant cake. This is where I made another mistake. Since I was doing a fondant cake it would have been better to leave it at the crumb coat. I shouldn’t have iced it further. In any case, I left that overnight to harden. By Friday morning, I was ready to do the fondant work.

I took Friday off in anticipation. I mean, I could have gone to work, but that wouldn’t have left much time at all to get things done. Plus, my mind would not have been able to focus on work-related things. Anyway, on Friday morning I coloured a lot of fondant into different shades. Colouring it involves a heck of a lot of kneading. I took the white fondant, add little streaks of gel colour, then folded it and knead until it was well distributed. Sometimes, when the colour wasn’t strong enough I had to add more colour and knead some more. I swear my arms got one hell of a workout. In all honesty, I think my pecs are sore. Anyway, I made batches of brown, blue, green, and black. There was also a fair bit of white. I took the brown and rolled it out into a large blanket of sorts. It had to be large enough to cover the whole cake. Once it got large enough I laid it on the cake. I was afraid of it tearing, but it was actually great. I had no problem smoothing the thing out. It was at this point though that I saw my over-filling/over-icing mistake. The sides of the cake were rather bulgy. I smoothed it out where I could, but it still didn’t look entirely straight. No matter.

With the fondant on, I set out to add the details. I rolled out two long strips of black and stuck it onto the brown. I figured the border would give it some definition. Then I rolled out the green and cut out thin string-like bits for the vines. I went around the cake and stuck them on. After that I started making the leaves. I started out by cutting the shapes by hand but I learned that using scissors would be faster. I spread those out on the side. To fill things in I added little balls of blue and white on the vines to look like either flowers or fruit…or some indeterminate blob of sorts. After adding the blobs I cut out more leaves to fill in empty spaces. The result looked really good. Early on I was afraid it would be bland, but I was satisfied with the end side-detailing.

After putting the lettering on top I started making out all of the leaves for the top of the cake. I wanted to make it sort of wreath-like. The process was slow, but it wasn’t too bad. I was watching TV while doing it. After making all of the leaves I just stuck them on with a little bit of water. Once everything was set, I noticed that there were some shiny spots on the cake. I set the cake by a fan to dry things out but after an hour the spots didn’t disappear. So, in the end I went in the opposite direction. I brushed all of the fondant with water making the entire thing shiny. It’s probably not the best practice, but for this project it worked. The end result looked awesome. For a first time effort I think it turned out amazing. I boxed it and took it to the party.

Man, I was anxious as hell. Would it be well-received? If people liked how it looked, would it be tasty? I mean, there are cakes out there that look good but taste like crap. I was nervous that the cake might fall into that category. Lucky for me, that wasn’t the case. The cake was entirely well-received; people were impressed. It was also tasty. The dulce de leche and chocolate were a good combo, and the fondant was awesome.

So yes, job well done for me. If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m taking a baking course, I might not have had this opportunity. I’m so grateful that people had faith in my abilities. I’m totally excited to take another crack at cake making at some point in the future. Hey, universe! I’m ready! Send me a request from somewhere!

Revealed

More details in the next post.

I trust my skills

Everyone’s got a drive to make other people happy. In my head, this is because everyone’s got a strong desire for connection. For me, I’ve tied this up with some of my baking adventures. It’s sort of a natural fit, right? Good baked goods make people happy. That’s all well and good, but I have to be cautious. I don’t want to put so much stress on myself such that I’m driving myself into the ground when I not sure whether what I made is good. This is especially true for stuff that I haven’t tried before. Will it turn out right? Is it actually tasty? Will people eat it? Will people like it? Why did I promise something that isn’t a sure bet??? All of these questions are enough to make me nutty. And yet, I continue to do what I do. Why? I trust my skills. I know that more often than not I’ll end up with something great. So here I am, continuing to plug away.

Making dough

Based off of the photo I posted last night it should be obvious that I started that baking course this past weekend. It’s pretty cool how they include a uniform with the course. When I’m fully decked out I almost feel pro, like I can tackle anything in the kitchen. In that first class, we only made a basic recipe for pie dough. I was pretty amazed at just how quickly it all came together. Upon bringing it home I was excited to put it to good use. Before heading home I stopped by Walmart to pick up things for pie filling. I got some lemons for lemon pie, and a can of pumpkin for pumpkin pie. I ended up opting for pumpkin and made two pumpkin pies. After rolling the dough, I worked on making a decorative edge. Unfortunately the end result was less-than-perfect. Oh, but the crust was awesomely flaky. I just need to work on my pie edge technique. Of course I now have two pies to somehow work through. I froze one and gave the other to my parents.

It’s become apparent that taking this class will involve me sharing and giving away a lot of food. It also means that I’ll be baking a hell of a lot more on my own time. To be honest, I don’t mind that aspect at all; I love baking. It’s just that I need to be careful that I’m not the only one eating everything. Yeah, I know that people around me will appreciate getting some free stuff. I just don’t want to be overwhelmed. Still, it’s going to be a fun 12 week run. Let’s see where this takes me!

Pinwheel cookies

Guaranteed you know I’m already figuring out how to tweak these to make them better.

Gluttony at The Ex

I’m sure that part of the whole mystique about unnatural fair foods comes from all of the hype leading up to the event. I mean, weeks before the The Ex even opened there were stories about the crazy food offerings being made to the general public. Stories about the Krispy Kreme burger were pretty damn ubiquitous in the online newspapers and Toronto-based blogs. Hype! I wasn’t even aware that I wanted to try the deep-fried Cola and deep-fried Cherry Aid up until they both got major press. So, knowing that I was heading to The Ex I knew that part of my goal was to try out a couple of the hyped food items just to satisfy my curiosity.

 

My buddy and I went and we agreed to share the food items, just to allow prevent either of us from ingesting an ungodly amount of calories. In the end we didn’t really try any of the over-hyped things. We still got our share of some odd items though. I wanted to take pictures of some of them but my camera was dead. Always charge your batteries prior to events, folks. I did get some shots with my phone though.

So, first item we had was the d.f. mac & cheese curds. We originally wanted the d.f. mac & cheese balls, but they were all out. How hard would it be smush together a bunch of pasta any fry it anyway? I think we were expecting something gooey or something with a stronger cheese hit, but we didn’t get it. It was OK, but nothing to write home about. Describing it as d.f. elbow macaroni with bits of cheese would have been more accurate, but good luck fitting that on the sign.

Second item we tried was the taco in a bag. Sounded promising, and honestly it was OK. They took a bag of Doritos, broke ‘em up slightly, then added the usual taco toppings like shredded lettuce, beef, tomato, cheese, and sour cream. It’s pretty much how you’d think it would taste, which isn’t a bad thing. I think the only gripe is that we sort of wished it was warmer. Couldn’t be helped. We ate this over at a table by the pierogi stand. I think in the process of eating it we got hungry for the pierogies so I ordered 7 pieces. They were all right. Kind of greasy, but honestly after the d.f. mac and cheese I was in no position to balk at oil at that moment.

I think we needed a bit of a break at that moment, so we ventured outside. We ended up hunting for the Sweet Treats stand. I think I was hunting for the legendary d.f. butter balls but mercifully my friend ended up ordering the d.f. brownie instead. They must have taken a brownie, squished it onto a stick into a tube, battered it, then fried it. Coming out it looked like a corn dog. It was easy enough to cut with another skewer. It was warm, gooey, and honestly not that bad. Would I eat it again? Maybe. It’s not like eating this is a daily occurrence.

As I stood by the booth waiting I could hear people passing by going “Eww! D.F. butter? I wanna puke just thinking about it!” Seriously? I swear, there’s a part of me that thinks these people are saying this just because it’s socially acceptable. People may not want to sound like a glutton so they exclaim out loud that they’re too good for such things. As if. You know that secretly they’re wishing they had the freedom to taste it. Pff.

Later that evening I stopped by the chicken and chips booth near the midway. For $10 I ordered the fries and three chicken tenders. As he scooped the fries he asked if I wanted gravy. I absent-mindedly said yes. Little did I know that that added $2 to the price. Server got me, and he knew it. Asshole. Food was decent (for what it was), and probably the best thing I’d had all day. Still, the gravy didn’t taste as good as I thought it would.

So yeah, that was my eating adventure. I didn’t try anything that was over-hyped and I’m OK with that. Only means that next time I can narrow things down and figure out what I really want to try.

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