[9:05:39 PM] my ox is broken: quick! boot pick!
[9:05:49 PM] jenelle: brooke & syesha bottom
[9:06:02 PM] jenelle: i’m so tempted to say syesha goes
[9:06:07 PM] jenelle: in a carly-esque elimination
[9:06:15 PM] jenelle: but i think its brooke’s time to say goodbye
[9:06:53 PM] my ox is broken: syesha gets to stay in the mansion while brooke gets the one way ticket to the everyman shanty town?
[9:07:24 PM] jenelle: yeah
[9:07:27 PM] jenelle: i guess so
[9:07:35 PM] jenelle: damn ur witty banter is getting better with time
[9:07:55 PM] my ox is broken: maybe i’m just losing my mind
[9:08:19 PM] jenelle: or maybe you’re high on the good stuff
[9:08:22 PM] jenelle: and i mean LATE NIGHT CODE JAMS
[9:08:26 PM] my ox is broken: or that i like painting pictures from the splatters of my verbal runs?
[9:08:31 PM] jenelle: OOOOOOH damn
[9:08:38 PM] jenelle: that was hilariously disugsting
Category Archive: chat logs
Painting from splatter
Hoooooow unfortunate
(4:23 PM) crunchy frog: how do you respond to any of that shit?
(4:23 PM) crunchy frog: like “umm…good for you?”
(4:24 PM) crunchy frog: “i didn’t realize you can generate that much stink since coming from home”
(4:25 PM) crunchy frog: “hoooooow unfortunate”
(4:26 PM) crunchy frog:
They always help…
Just a continuation of the previous chat log…
(10:48 PM) crunchy frog: i apologize for that.
(10:50 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: LOL
(10:50 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: Dont
(10:50 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: its a good analogy
(10:51 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: If you knew the guy with the big wang you wouldnt talk to them while you were in the changeroom naked
(10:51 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: but once your outside you would
(10:51 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: but any time you see them in the changeroom, you’ll probably be reminded of the big wang
(10:51 PM) crunchy frog: exactly
(10:52 PM) crunchy frog: lol. shit. i’m posting that analogy.
(10:52 PM) crunchy frog: another day.
(10:56 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: lol
(10:56 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: big wangs always help
The karaoke and “big wang” analogy
(10:42 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: mild social stigma?
(10:43 PM) crunchy frog: everyone was kind of ribbing the people going up and saying that karaoke in the office is pretty ridiculous (really, it is…)
(10:43 PM) crunchy frog: i think it was more of a “i can’t believe they’re willing to do that”
(10:43 PM) crunchy frog: and i played along
(10:44 PM) crunchy frog: and then i sang…and i suddenly felt like no one would talk to me for a while. lol
(10:45 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: lol
(10:45 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: true but its an in the moment thing
(10:45 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: If you go to karaoke anywhere its like that
(10:45 PM) crunchy frog: true, i guess
(10:45 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: Some people cant wait to get on the mic
(10:46 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: and some people cant wait to get out of there
(10:46 PM) crunchy frog: hahah
(10:46 PM) crunchy frog: i guess
(10:46 PM) crunchy frog: how would i compare it….
(10:47 PM) crunchy frog: it’s like..you’re in a locker room and you see a guy with a big wang. you avoid all eye contact and conversation but subconsciously you’re in awe. you just hurry to get out of there…but then outside everything is normal.
(10:47 PM) Life is Bigger Than Bread: LOL
One reason my job makes me laugh
Project manager was commenting on someone and sharing his thoughts with the team.
Project Manager: The guy is leaving his legacy…
Project Manager: <pause for effect>
Project Manager: OF SHIT.Me: HAHAH!
Oh, it’s funny because I was thinking the same thing. I only regret that I wasn’t the one that got to land that blow.
It blocks the airways
[10:06:51 AM] crunchy frog: acute bronchitis sucks donkey balls
[10:15:31 AM] jenelle: hahahahah
[10:15:35 AM] jenelle: sucking donkey balls just makes it worse
[10:16:34 AM] crunchy frog: it blocks the airways
[10:16:39 AM] jenelle: hahahaha
[10:16:42 AM] jenelle: agreed.
Ready to be bu**ered
This exchange happened yesterday as I was talking to a QA guy about his bagel.
Him (what I heard): “it’s sitting at my desk ready to be buggered”
Me: “excuse me???”
Him: “buttered. why? what did you think i sa…oh.”
Me: “well, the shape of the bagel…”
Him: “please don’t complete that thought..”
He’ll never make it to radio…
[10:25:15 AM] Jenelle: jaydee for the win!
[10:25:26 AM] crunchy frog: hahah
[10:26:18 AM] Jenelle: if carrie can win in th e US, no reason why jadee can’t win here!
[10:26:40 AM] crunchy frog: right…do you want to have to hear him on the radio or on next years show?
[10:26:58 AM] Jenelle: i won’t need to!
[10:27:01 AM] Jenelle: ci’s never make it to radio1
[10:27:03 AM] Jenelle: !!!!
[10:27:09 AM] crunchy frog: oh SNAP
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