Category Archive: single

Garter in hand

So earlier I headed out to a Chinese wedding banquet. It was my first time heading to one of those so I was really grateful to the happy new couple. Being invited to enjoy a 12-course meal: yes, please! The evening had several events interspersed. This included the bouquet and garter toss. The bouquet was picked up by a little kid. When it came to the garter toss all of the single guys were invited up. I dutifully went up. I was kind of centred behind the groom. Off to my left were a large bunch of other singles. In my mind I was willing the garter to head out to where most of the gentlemen were standing. Only seemed right. I didn’t want to bother being part of the scramble to get the thing. Seriously. I just want to participate and cheer people on. I was just going to keep my hands in my pockets. So, when the toss came, a couple of small kids scrambled to line themselves up. Then, that’s when the inexplicable happened. The flying garter was in my line of sight. Perhaps as a reflex I snatched the thing like a lethargic ninja–without speed, but almost automatically. As soon as I grabbed it, I was like, “Oh shiiiiiiiiit.”

Well, no, there was no chance I’d dance with the bouquet catcher (I’m not a pedo). So I guess tradition narrows it down to the idea that I’m next to get married. HAH. Requires a couple of steps in between (naturally). However catching the damn thing is putting some thing in focus. Am I at a point where Im actually going to put some damn effort and energy into that sphere of my life? If I’m being honest it’s more likely that I’ll just come up with some excuse and say that I’m just not in a state where I can accept someone new in my life. Not forcing the hand of fate.

The escape route

I wonder…is the fact that I’m trying to keep myself busy a way for me to escape the whole thing about me finding someone? It’s all too easy for me in this state to simply say, “Oh, I’m just too busy” or “Oh, I don’t have the resources to really support seeing someone.” I mean, if I can’t spend time with someone, would it be fair to the other person? Hardly, right? If I give myself a reason like that, it shields me from dealing with other reasons as to why I’m still alone, such as: I’m a huge dork.

Maybe I’m just overanalyzing (again).

All I really want

"It's not even about being married...I just want someone in my life to be my partner in crime. Someone to listen. Someone to understand."
@jnery
Jay Nery

Where is the line?

Since when is it kosher to rag on people for not being in a relationship? Fair game among friends I suppose, but there’s a limit where things start becoming excessive. What then? *grumble*

Wasted energy

So, I was going to write about how this is probably the first Christmas holiday where I was really feeling the effects of being single, but thanks to the “Back then” widget I read a cryptic post that made me think: yeah I sure as hell know what that post was about. Anyway, I spent the holiday over at my parents’, and they’re still awesome, if not mildly wacky. Even though I had them and was socializing, I was feeling down for being a lone wolf. Now, I realize that I can’t continue to complain about it if I’m not doing anything to remedy the situation. And, I’m not. So if there’s anyone to blame, it’s entirely on me. For now, I just don’t have any patience for the process, or any confidence that I’m what someone’s looking for.

At this rate I suspect I’ll be feeling the same way next Christmas. Although…perhaps I can find my way into that sweet spot where I’m truly content just “being.” I am a strong self-sufficient independent guy. I refuse to let this point of weakness be a source of needless angst. It’s just wasted energy!

(Fuck that shit.)

How to microwave bacon

Bacon is one of those tough things to deal with if you’re single. I’m not talking about the act of eating it. No, the trouble lies in the act of storing and cooking it. Unless you plan on eating huge amounts of the stuff in one or two sessions, it sits there in the fridge waiting to turn bad if left alone for a long period. Storing it in an airtight container helps it keep for longer, but there’s still some dedication needed to eat it before it just no longer tastes right. Freezing it is out of the question unless you separate the strips ahead of time. I used to do that. It was great pulling out packets whenever I wanted them, but seriously it was just too much work ahead of time. Without separation you end up with a frozen block of pork, which may not be bad, but is a ridiculous amount of bacon for a single person. Yeah, on top of that there’s the issue of cleaning up after cooking it. So much bacon grease can be generated that there’s the question of how to store or dispose of it. So much trouble! Still, that shouldn’t prevent anyone from enjoying the stuff, no?

I bought a pack of bacon last weekend. I kept in the fridge waiting for a time when I’d want to cut it open, knowing that once I do so I’m in for several days of bacon-eating. I started on Monday. I’ve been eating a few strips with the rest of my breakfast prior to leaving for work. Sound like a lot of trouble? Actually, no, because I’ve been using the microwave to cook the bacon. Heck, I’ve had zero issues in terms of splatter or clean up. How do I do it? It’s all in the technique.

So, take a plate and lay a sheet of paper towel on it. Put a few strips of bacon on top of the paper. Take another sheet of paper towel and put it on top of the bacon. Take a spray bottle or some other implement to moisten the top sheet of paper. It shouldn’t be soaking wet, but just slightly damp. Microwave the whole thing for about 5:30 – 6 minutes. The result should be nice, flat, crispy bacon. In terms of grease, the paper towels soak everything up. Clean up just means tossing/composting the paper towels and washing the plate. Easy! Give it a shot.

Failover cookies

ike I mentioned yesterday, I was already in the process of making a batch of cookies. I originally had plans to continue baking throughout the whole maintenance window, but due to a sudden stroke of amazing efficiency I was able to finish my work two hours early. So yes, I was able to work quickly all while baking cookies. And these were the results:

Chocolate chip cookies with almond nougat piecesSheet full of cookiesCookie closeup

After seeing how many cookies this batch yielded, I decided that one batch was enough. The last thing I wanted was a huge pile up of cookies lying around the house, because, really, who else is going to end up eating the cookies? Exactly. In honour of the maintenance window, I nicknamed the batch my “failover cookies.” The name still amuses me.

Yes, I’m going to post a summary of the recipe, though not in this post. Maybe tomorrow? Instead I just wanted to touch on some interesting points that baking seems to bring up. Now, as I was making the cookies last night I had full intentions of bringing them in to work to share with my colleagues. Nice, right? It’s not the first time I’ve brought in baked goods. In the past I’ve brought in brownies and lemon squares, both of which were received really well. Today was no exception. Everyone gave my cookies rave reviews as far as I could tell. Everything was great, although, there was one thing that struck me as surprising. Someone I gave a cookie to asked me whether my wife or girlfriend made it.

Eh…? Well, that’s interesting. Yes, nothing was meant by it, but I’m fascinated by the question. Is it really that out of the ordinary for me, as a manly man, to be the one to have done the baking? What’s even more interesting for me is that this isn’t the first time someone’s asked me that. Sometime last November I brought in some stuff and someone asked me if my wife or girlfriend was sending me in with all of this food. Hah.

For anyone wondering, yes, I’m single.

I’m not even going to go into detail about analyzing all of this because the things at issue are pretty much obvious, aren’t they? Whatever. I get a kick out of surprising people with my talents.

You know, on a related note, I’ve noticed some other interesting trend in terms of assumptions people make about me. I’m assuming that the facial hair I was sporting a little while ago (I shaved two days ago) was making me look way older, but I didn’t think it was that drastic. Maybe it’s unrelated, but this one guy who’s only known me with facial hair seemed to make the assumption that I was married and had kids.

¿Que?

Sure, it’s not really that big a deal, but it’s an interesting jump to make. I don’t talk about having a spouse because, well, I don’t have one. I don’t say anything about my non-existent parenting skills. So, why make that assumption? Do I look old? Do I somehow carry myself in such a way that I’ve got this weird mature dignity thing going? This is something that I can’t figure out.

Anyway, enough pondering. The recipe will follow sometime in the next few days.

V-day roundup

When my radio turned on this morning, I was noticing that the playlists were particularly loaded with all this love sentiment. It took me a while before I figured out that the station was on a love-song bender for the day. I got up and shut the damn thing off.

If I peeks over to the “Around this time…” widget on the left I can see I’ve written about V-day a few times. How I feel about today seems to be documented, so I might as well just do a quick roundup.


Happy…Thursday?
How my job has gotten me to associate the day with stress through negative reinforcement.

Red Day
The act of getting through the day, trying not to feel like crap.

Gazing
Astronomy revealing a more romantic bend.


Nice. Well, my situation hasn’t changed since last year. That’s fine because I’ve got a lot more important things to fret over–like my job, the mortgage, and car payments. Still, I can pray for change on occasion. On the BBC News website I read that the RC church in Britain is encouraging people to seek intercession from St. Raphael who’s the patron saint of happy encounters instead of St. Valentine, from whom you’d seek intercession from if you’re already in a relationship. The distinction makes sense, but I didn’t even know it existed.

Perhaps I should take a moment here to draw another distinction. When I say, “I’m fine,” it’s not in the sense of any finality. It’s more of a “I can deal with my situation” type of thing. If changes occur, I will do what I can to welcome them into my life.

As a final note, this is what Phil Booth’s horoscope on The Star says for me today:

Scorpio (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22)

Your mind is racing ahead of where you are. Fear of the future is causing needless anxiety. Given all you’ve got going for you, there is nothing you should worry about. Let a benevolent destiny lead the way.

The appropriateness for today amuses me.

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