Bacon is one of those tough things to deal with if you’re single. I’m not talking about the act of eating it. No, the trouble lies in the act of storing and cooking it. Unless you plan on eating huge amounts of the stuff in one or two sessions, it sits there in the fridge waiting to turn bad if left alone for a long period. Storing it in an airtight container helps it keep for longer, but there’s still some dedication needed to eat it before it just no longer tastes right. Freezing it is out of the question unless you separate the strips ahead of time. I used to do that. It was great pulling out packets whenever I wanted them, but seriously it was just too much work ahead of time. Without separation you end up with a frozen block of pork, which may not be bad, but is a ridiculous amount of bacon for a single person. Yeah, on top of that there’s the issue of cleaning up after cooking it. So much bacon grease can be generated that there’s the question of how to store or dispose of it. So much trouble! Still, that shouldn’t prevent anyone from enjoying the stuff, no?
I bought a pack of bacon last weekend. I kept in the fridge waiting for a time when I’d want to cut it open, knowing that once I do so I’m in for several days of bacon-eating. I started on Monday. I’ve been eating a few strips with the rest of my breakfast prior to leaving for work. Sound like a lot of trouble? Actually, no, because I’ve been using the microwave to cook the bacon. Heck, I’ve had zero issues in terms of splatter or clean up. How do I do it? It’s all in the technique.
So, take a plate and lay a sheet of paper towel on it. Put a few strips of bacon on top of the paper. Take another sheet of paper towel and put it on top of the bacon. Take a spray bottle or some other implement to moisten the top sheet of paper. It shouldn’t be soaking wet, but just slightly damp. Microwave the whole thing for about 5:30 – 6 minutes. The result should be nice, flat, crispy bacon. In terms of grease, the paper towels soak everything up. Clean up just means tossing/composting the paper towels and washing the plate. Easy! Give it a shot.




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