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Distracted by cacti

Do you remember that game show Distraction? It was kind of one of those guilty pleasure type game shows: it was fun to see how far some people were willing to humiliate themselves for some cash. I remember a segment where these cubicles with rigged toilets were wheeled onto the stage. Contestants had to sit on the toilets which were semi-private. They were asked questions and had to buzz in to answer. Thing was, in order to buzz in the contestants had to pee into the toilet. There was another segment where the contestants were in a phone booth and for every question the got right they got a rather large nudist to join them. After a few questions the phone booths got crammed with a lot of flabby flesh. Another segment involved playing leapfrog with the large nudists.

Anyway, I’m writing about all of that because I suddenly had an urge to look up YouTube videos of the game show. I ended up seeing this clip, which involves buzzers, blindfold and cacti. Brilliant.

The boom anime babes

Drawn to my attention the other day. Suppose you know I had to post this. As seen on an episode of The Price Is Right.

Milk pouch carting

I kind of regret not posting about this earlier in the day because right now I’ve already forgotten most of the details of what happened. Just prior to waking up I had a weird dream. In it, I think I must have been on some sort of weird competitive game show. I don’t recall too many specific details other than the fact that people were carting pouches of milk to some other location. I was in the starting location where there was a big supply of somewhat cold pouches. Nope, they definitely weren’t ice cold. It was pretty shady in there. I figure it must have been a barn because there wall were made of wooden boards. There was a rope dividing the two sides. I wasn’t doing any loading, but rather I must have been acting as a dispatcher of sorts. I was telling people were to go and what to do. The other team’s dispatcher was a young female with glasses and red hair tied back in a pony tail. She was a bit shorter than me and had a shrill voice.

Some people were carting out the pouches in brown leather attache cases. Others had a wheelbarrows with big loads of milk and plastic all kept in place with rope. They were coming in to load up, and rush back out to make the drop. At one point it was announced that time was running out. The other team had no one coming in to load up on milk. I remember starting to yell “SLASH IT! SLASH IT!” With no one but the dispatcher there, I figured that if people slashed the pouches belonging to the other team there would be no way for anyone to bring the milk over to the destination. At first no one listened to me because they were too focused on carting our own milk out of there, so I started yelling harder. Finally someone listened and started stabbing the pouches. The other team’s dispatcher started freaking out and shooing them away, but the damage was done. Milk was spraying all over the place, and in the heat I could smell the milk starting to go bad. I don’t fully recall what was going on with the milk at the destination. It had something to do with a big bowl of cereal with some people wading in there with these huge Froot Loop like things.

That’s all I remember. I swear, I’m shocked that I wasn’t actually yelling in real life. During the dream I could feel my throat starting to get hoarse; it was a weird feeling. God, what a strange dream overall though. I’m not saying that my dreams have to make sense or anything, but even this is pretty out there, eh? Hmm. Perhaps bits of “I Survived a Japanese Game Show” have seeped into my subconscious. Truth be told, participating in something like that in real life would be hella fun, don’t you think?

The pain of the truth

I’m feeling a little bit gross right now. Not too much, but the feeling of disgust is definitely lingering. There was nothing else on at the time so my family and I watched an episode of The Moment of Truth.

Yes, that show. Now you know why I’m feeling dirty?

The basic premise is that someone goes under a polygraph test for about 50 questions and the answers are recorded. Then the person has to answer 21 of those questions truthfully in front of family, friends and the viewing public in order to earn money. Of course, as the questions progressed, they got more personal and incriminating. Over the span of the hour, in front of her husband, parents and siblings the contestant admitted to:

  • stealing
  • being in love with her ex on her wedding night
  • feeling like she should be rightfully married to her ex
  • having sex with someone other than her husband during the marriage

Oh man. It was like a train wreck. With everything that she admitted to, her marriage probably effectively ended that night. Why the hell am I watching that? It’s not good, but schadenfreude is part of it–especially from the fact that she lost all her money on the question asking whether she thinks she’s a good person. She answered “yes” but the polygraph originally detected a “no” so she lost it all.

Well, the fact that she wanted to push forward for the purpose of exposing her truths to her loved ones is just selfish. She used the premise of the show to tell them how she felt in front of all of America instead of doing so privately. She knew what questions were going to be asked, and yet….ugh.

Alright, I need to purge that from my mind and perhaps say a few rosaries. God help me.

Big bucks, big bucks, big bucks!

Just saw CNTM yesterday. Excuse this uncharacteristic moment…but…Tricia Helfer is HOTTT.

A few hours ago, Gameshow Marathon was on. Today’s show was Press Your Luck. Man, I don’t think I was old enough to really remember when the original show first aired, but I remember catching reruns and what not. I loved that gameshow. The flashing board and the sound it made was just mesmerizing. There was always high tension among the contestants. And who could forget the whammies? To tell you the truth, when I was young, those suckers scared the crap out of me.

Anyway, tonight’s remake was pretty cool. I think the actor were really getting into it. It’s really the type of game where you just can’t help but feel a rush when things are going your way. The board was obviously not the same as the old board, but it’s obvious that some effort was made to recreate the look. I got stupidly giddy when the infamous “flokati rug” made a reappearance as a prize. The joke from the old show was that no one really knew just what a flokati rug was. I was also amused by the reappearance of “$470″ as a prize which was also on the old board. It sticks out among the nice, rounder numbers like “$500″ and “$1000″ and such. The dollar amounts in this new board were higher than the old numbers. “$10000 + ONE SPIN” seemed ridiculously high, but it makes sense nowadays with inflation and all, you know? The font used on the images was different from the old font. I dunno. I thought it wasn’t as nice to look at. As well, the dollar amounts didn’t seem to have a consistent font size. Some of the numbers were bigger than others, making me think that the designers got a bit lazy. The light bounce timing seemed slower than the original game. However, since this show has celebs playing for charity, it’s understandable. Last quibble I can think of is that I missed the old projector system of the old board. The screens kind of faded in whenever the numbers changed. These new screens were obviously computerized and had hard cuts between screen changes. It would have looked more genuine if it had that touch.

As for the actors, they didn’t seem to know much of what was going on, but they went along with it all anyway. I wish the director told them to yell out “STOP!” like the contestants of the old show used to do. Whenever these actors stopped the board without yelling it, things felt kind of empty. At first, I was wondering what the heck was missing. Was it a chime of some sort? A buzz? When I realized the answer, I thought “Aww…that sucks.” They also didn’t seem to know that the big mantra usually yelled out was “Big bucks!” When they were yelling “Big Money!” it just wasn’t quite right.

You know, I would love to see that show revived. I don’t mean revived like they tried to do with “Whammy! The New Press Your Luck.” I tried to get into that show, but it just wasn’t the same. There’s just something about the old board the sounds, and the classic rules that is just so awesome. Maybe one day soon, you know?

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