I haven’t had Spam in a long while, so upon seeing the can of the stuff on the kitchen counter I went ahead and fried it up. I kind of regret it now. After starting, I looked at the label. It was the light variety of the….”meat”. However, 1/6 of the can contained 12g of fat. Holy crap. So, if you end up eating the whole thing, that’s 72g. Now, since it was already being cooked, I figured that I might as well eat it.
Now, there’s not much of it there. I mean, it’d be easy to eat the whole thing. It doesn’t feel ridiculously heavy, you know? Still, this meat is no part of a healthy diet–not even part of a semi-healthy diet.
I didn’t eat the whole thing. I passed a few slices to my parents. Even so, I feel guilty now. The scent of spam is stuck in my clothes as a reminder.


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