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Soy milk! Stat!

OK, I lied. I’m not writing about the concert today. That’s because I’m still in the process of organizing my concert pictures. Oh, yes, there were many pictures, and a large amount of them were quite awesome. I want to keep it all together, so the blog entry on the concert will have to wait.

Ah, but I have a story about something that happened prior to making it to the concert. About half an hour before the show start I wanted to stop by a Starbucks. I don’t get drinks from there all that often: definitely not to the extent of some Starbucks junkies out there. That being said, I do have a favourite drink. After ordering it enough times, over time I’ve honed it down to how I really want it. I’m sure I’ve got the ordering of the terms in the improper order, but whatever. I ordered a hot half-sweet soy grande green tea latte. I know. I sometimes joke about the people that order these complicated drinks and yet somehow I’ve become one of them. The cashier passed the order over to the barista who had to ask for it again. When he got it, I caught a glimpse of him rolling his eyes. Yeah, no kidding. Damn you, I know what I specifically want. Stop judging! Anyway, he went to check the fridge for soy milk but he seemed to have run out. He got another barista to run over to the store room at the other side of the Eaton Centre for “Soy milk! Stat!” Ooh, he ordered a rush order on it.

He told me that I’d have to wait a minute while they got soy milk. No matter. I was willing to wait. Five minutes later though, nothing. That’s when I started darting the unamused eyes over. The runner came back empty handed. After a brief discussion, he sent her out again in search of soy milk. As much as I was amused, I was getting anxious because we had the concert to go to. I think he sensed the frustration because he gave me a coupon for a free drink with sincere apologies. Well, all right then. At least he had some sense of customer service, right? Another five minutes later, and still nothing. He was chatting with a friend about how he felt bad that I’d been waiting there for a very long time. Apparently the store rooms are across the mall, and really, the Toronto Eaton Centre is pretty damn big. In the end, he asked if there was another drink that I wanted. Just to see if the fridge was at least kind of stocked I asked if he had any lactose-free milk. No, I don’t think I’m lactose intolerant, but I figured that asking for it jived with why I’d ask for soy milk. See! The gears are always turning. In the end, I finally got my drink but only after 13 minutes of idle time. That’s not right. As he handed it to me he gave me yet another free coupon. Wow. Two free drinks, eh? Decent restitution, I suppose. Still, that 15 minutes cut into our travel time which consequently cut into the concert. The Eaton Centre to the Air Canada Centre isn’t that far, right? Thing is we got lost and headed toward the CN Tower/Rogers Centre instead. Stupid! In my mind all three buildings are together. In some ways that’s true, but no, the ACC is further east. That cut another 10 minutes off the concert since we ended up doing a big box. By the time we got there we already missed the first act. Boo!

Anyway, I’ll leave it at that for now. I’ll get to the concert soon enough.

Milk pouch carting

I kind of regret not posting about this earlier in the day because right now I’ve already forgotten most of the details of what happened. Just prior to waking up I had a weird dream. In it, I think I must have been on some sort of weird competitive game show. I don’t recall too many specific details other than the fact that people were carting pouches of milk to some other location. I was in the starting location where there was a big supply of somewhat cold pouches. Nope, they definitely weren’t ice cold. It was pretty shady in there. I figure it must have been a barn because there wall were made of wooden boards. There was a rope dividing the two sides. I wasn’t doing any loading, but rather I must have been acting as a dispatcher of sorts. I was telling people were to go and what to do. The other team’s dispatcher was a young female with glasses and red hair tied back in a pony tail. She was a bit shorter than me and had a shrill voice.

Some people were carting out the pouches in brown leather attache cases. Others had a wheelbarrows with big loads of milk and plastic all kept in place with rope. They were coming in to load up, and rush back out to make the drop. At one point it was announced that time was running out. The other team had no one coming in to load up on milk. I remember starting to yell “SLASH IT! SLASH IT!” With no one but the dispatcher there, I figured that if people slashed the pouches belonging to the other team there would be no way for anyone to bring the milk over to the destination. At first no one listened to me because they were too focused on carting our own milk out of there, so I started yelling harder. Finally someone listened and started stabbing the pouches. The other team’s dispatcher started freaking out and shooing them away, but the damage was done. Milk was spraying all over the place, and in the heat I could smell the milk starting to go bad. I don’t fully recall what was going on with the milk at the destination. It had something to do with a big bowl of cereal with some people wading in there with these huge Froot Loop like things.

That’s all I remember. I swear, I’m shocked that I wasn’t actually yelling in real life. During the dream I could feel my throat starting to get hoarse; it was a weird feeling. God, what a strange dream overall though. I’m not saying that my dreams have to make sense or anything, but even this is pretty out there, eh? Hmm. Perhaps bits of “I Survived a Japanese Game Show” have seeped into my subconscious. Truth be told, participating in something like that in real life would be hella fun, don’t you think?

Lait de chèvre

I was walking through No Frills earlier today when I spotted this.

I’ve never seen that before. When did goat milk become readily available like this? I’m mildly curious as to what it tastes like, but I don’t I’m going to purchase it any time soon.

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