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Battlefield: me

It’s unintended, but my body has become a bit of a battleground.

(For that matter, since when is illness ever intended under normal circumstances?)

Since about midday I’ve been dealing with some bad stomach cramps. It’s like my stomach is just in distress, and the distress isn’t really moving down the tract. So, it doesn’t really look like something that will just work its way through. I don’t know what it is that I ate that caused this, but I’m feeling quite ill. Seriously, if I went for my run today, I probably would have puked along the way. While that would have been a good thing, I don’t want to be known in my running club as the guy that puked. Could it have been the week-old chili? Maybe the papaya smoothie? I don’t know.

Farther up, it seems like I’ve come down with a sore throat. I knew something was developing from midday, but it wasn’t until I got home that it really became obvious. At this point, I’m having trouble swallowing. Drinking fluids kind of hurts. Probably for the best since drinking fluids seems to be putting my stomach into further distress.

All I want to do is hide under the covers and hopefully burn whatever is wrong with me off. Going to get some meds into me. It shouldn’t be anything serious, but man this really put a damper on my night.

It blocks the airways

[10:06:51 AM] crunchy frog: acute bronchitis sucks donkey balls
[10:15:31 AM] jenelle: hahahahah
[10:15:35 AM] jenelle: sucking donkey balls just makes it worse
[10:16:34 AM] crunchy frog: it blocks the airways
[10:16:39 AM] jenelle: hahahaha
[10:16:42 AM] jenelle: agreed.

“I thought I got rid of you”

When I arrived at work I greeted everyone and to my surprise my voice, though existent, made me sound like I was a mob boss.

Now, a someone there who has a reputation of being a “plague spreader” came up to me and said “I thought I got rid of you.”

I replied in a totally unintentionally sinister voice “got to work harder to get rid of me.” It felt like a demon was somehow coming out through my vocal cords. Everyone started laughing.

Eh…I guess you had to be there. *shrug*

Cold air running

I woke up early this morning feeling like a mess. It felt like someone had taken a rake to the inside of my throat. It was dry and scratchy. I tried to cough bit it didn’t make me feel any better. Right now, hours later, I’m still drippy and feeling like crap. It all stems from last night’s run. It was cold and windy, and despite having a jacket and feeling warm enough once I was going, I still had to breathe in a lot of that colder air.

I really need to work on adjusting to running in the colder weather. I mean, damn, it’s only October, right?

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