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Primped and stylish

I think I’ve figured out a few reasons why I felt so out of place in Shibuya among the Japanese youth. If you recall, I’m technically right in that age bracket of the people you’d see there, but at the same time, I just didn’t feel like part of the group. It’s just that the Japanese fashion sense is totally different from what’s I consider to be the norm. Every guy is primped and stylish. Some might say gay-looking, but it’s the norm here. As well, people here are so fracking skinny. Holy crap, it’s so easy to fall into body dysmorphic disorder if you’re not careful. I guess, by comparison, my clothes are sloppier and I’m just a bigger guy, so that makes me…a big fat slob here. Yay!

Well, this morning I made the trek to Harajuku station. Actually, I took the subway, so I ended up at Meiji Jingu-mae station, but they’re next to each other so whatever. I took my backpack, so again, my shirt was soaked with sweat. I wouldn’t have taken it, but honestly, I was kind of hoping for a swarm of Japanese teens with too much time on their hands, but it wasn’t the case. Nope, no freak show apart from one or two exceptions. I went along Takeshita-doori, which is the fashion crockpot of the area. Yup, there were lots of clothing stores, some offering strange things like some leather biker get up with a red mesh shirt…for guys. Yeah, whatever. For the sake of curiosity, I went in one store that seemed to sell men’s stuff. All of the shirts looked trendy, but there were all smaller than anything I could wear. I swear, I kind of just want to go back home, head to the closest mall and find some decent clothes just to prove the point that yes, I can find shit in my size. Screw you, Tokyo! Needless to say, I got bored of the street rather quickly. Although, I did stop by the ¥100 store Harajuku Daiso. To be honest, I really shouldn’t have gotten anything. No matter where you go, a dollar store is a dollar store is a dollar store.

After leaving, I made it a point to stop by Omotesando which is often referred to as “Tokyo’s Champs-Elysees.” By whom? Hell if I know. The shops that lined the street seemed upscale. For example, I spotted Ralph Lauren and Louis Vutton shops. I ducked inside the Omotesando Hills shopping complex to get out of the sun. As I walked around, I marvelled at all the shops I couldn’t possibly afford to shop in. I got a kick out of that. However, there’s only so much of that you can do before going batty, so I left quickly. I ate lunch at a cafe somewhere along the road. They had a great Chicken lunch combo which was well put together. To think, I was this close >>> <<< to eating at Wendy’s.

I dropped by the Meiji Shrine just because when I first went there I totally enjoyed the shade of the forest and the overall serenity of the place. The gates are all just so grand and huge. It’s all just beautiful. It’s a very popular tourist spot. Which reminds me, combined with Takeshita-doori, today I’ve seen more Americans (read: white people) than I’ve ever seen during my whole stay in Tokyo. Please don’t mind me pointing that out; I was just amused by it.

The other day, Amy was telling my about this aquarium that she and Alex went to after they settled at their hotel. I saw a symbol for the aquarium on Google maps, so I thought “how hard could it be to find the place?” As such, I made it a point to go there from Harajuku Station. I got off at Shinagawa and looked for the closest street map. After scanning all over, I didn’t find a single mention of an aquarium. So, my next instinct was to head to the area around the hotel where Amy and Alex stayed. When I got there, there was still no sign. So, I just walked down the road, hoping for something to pont out that I was on the right track. About half an hour later, I gave up. I had no idea where I had just walked to. I was hot, sweaty, and tired, so I walked into a coffee shop and ordered something cold. I guess I was too tired because I ended up buying a blood orange drink for ¥420. That was dumb. It was good but certainly not $4 good, know what I mean? Ugh, anyway, when I left, I kept walking and found myself at Gotanda station. That’s 2 stations worth of distance from Shinagawa. That was bloody far.

Anyway, not to feed into any of the body dysmorphic shit I was talking about, but after all this walking I better damn well have lost a bit of weight.

Thanks. I’ve had my moment.

A day at the park

Today was the first day that I’ve been exploring all on my own. End result? It was kind of a failure. It wasn’t because I couldn’t get around. It wasn’t because there was nothing interesting to view. No, it was all because of a few factors. Like I mentioned before, I’ve been horribly wiped out from the abnormally large amount of walking that we did in the first few days. This is certainly not the relaxing sort of vacation. Taking that into consideration, I wanted to head to someplace close to the hotel. Around here, there’s the Senso-ji temple, and Ueno Park which is a large park in the middle of the city. Since I’d already gone to Senso-ji twice, I figured it would be a good time to visit the park. It’s only one stop away on the subway. Once I got there, I walked around without any big aims, but I eventually ran into the Ueno Park Zoo, which is Japan’s most well-known zoo. It’s been a while since I’ve seen animals in a zoo, so I paid admission and went in. Well, it’s everything you’d expect a zoo to be.

On the grounds, there’s even a monorail. I thought that thing was going to circle the park, so I paid the ¥150 admission and got on. To my chagrin, the only people that got on were adults with their kids. The parents were all “tanoshii yo ne?!!!” to their kids, which basically means “this is totally fun, isn’t it?” The kids were into it. Soon the thing started up and as it moved I pulled out the video cam. Soon after I started filming, the things stopped. I looked around and asked myself, “this can’t be it, can it?” However, all the passengers filed out. I felt like such a tool. The thing just crossed the zoo to the west portion, which was entirely walkable. What a waste!

I tried to make the trip as relaxing as possible. At one point I just sat on a park bench and I took off my shoes, trying to give my feet some well needed rest. That was fine by me. By the time I left the zoo, it was about 1 p.m. The moment I left, that’s when the rain came. Now, for this trip, I feel we had been wholly blessed. I mean, Yosenex told me that for the entire month of May the rains were relentless. The fact that rain didn’t come during the tour was incredible. So, I didn’t really mind that the rain was happening at that moment outside of the zoo.

I ducked under a tree for a little while, but then I figured that I should buy a temp umbrella or else I’d be stuck there for a long time. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a booth that had just pulled out its supply of umbrellas. Sure, they cost ¥500, but at least I could move. Well, the winds blew hard and despite me having cover, I still got moist. I was just tired and miserable. So, I headed back for the hotel early. The hotel was explaining in Japanese that they still weren’t done cleaning the room. They asked “something something…modoritai?” which I gathered to mean, “do you want to go back to your room?” I mustered a tired “hai.” I dunno, I think I must have looked like I was going to either drop dead or start bawling. The clerk called around and returned saying “go fun“, meaning “five minutes.” Fine enough by me. I’ve been napping ever since I returned to my room. I think the smell of animal poop is haunting my mind.

That brings me to another point as to why today was a failure. When you go alone, there’s no one to act as an incentive to continue pushing forward. Oh hell no. There’s no one there to push and no one that relies on you, so if you’re tired, you are free to damn well return if you want. I took that option. Someone suggested that despite being here for a week now, I may have just hit jet lag now. It’s very possible.

The last point I can think of is an absolute saturation of the need to absorb a culture. As I look at a map of the big Tokyo subway system, I think I’ve been to and seen the sights of most of the major ones. Ikebukuro? Been there; won UFO dolls at an arcade. Shibuya? Done that; took a pic with Hachiko; ate teppenyaki there. Shinjuku? I ate at the red light district. Akihabara? Walked around endlessly; ate at a maid cafe; found many goods. Ueno? Done the park. Ginza? Walked around, went up Mitsukoshi and saw the ridiculous prices for all the goods. Asakusa? Been to Senso-ji twice; wandered around the Nakamise shopping streets; had a Buddhist monk wonder if I’m native American.

Let’s just say, I’m tired. I don’t know what else to have a look at. I think tomorrow though, I’m going to build up enough energy to walk around Harajuku. Yeah, it’s that fashion place that Gwen is all ga-ga over. It’s advertised as a Teenagers’ paradise. So, I’m going to head there and bring the video camera along. Should be interesting. Hopefully I’ll get footage of some weirdo gothic lolita types. If I need to kill time, I may make a stop over at Yodobashi Camera in Akihabara first. I mean, I don’t think I’ll end up buying anything, but it’s fun to look at 8 to 9 floors of electronic goods. That place is huge! If I do though, it’ll tack on about ¥120 to the travel costs. Did I mention that water money flows like water here? It seriouesly does. It’s kind of ridiculous.

That’s all for now I guess. Talk to y’all soon. Looking forward to going home. :)

Tour follow up

On the tenth floor of this hotel, there is a single washer/dryer combo on the balcony. I’m doing laundry because all of my nicer shirts have either expired due to sweat or scents from strong smelling meals from nights past. The entrance to the balcony is a small sliding door. Going out doesn’t seem to be an issue. However, both times that I’ve walked back in, I’ve banged my head on the low hanging entrance. My head hurts like fuck, and I have a small bump now. Maybe the head knocks are meant to serve as a reminder to update this thing…so…I will. Besides, I’ve got 45 minutes before my clothes are dry.

At this point, the official tour proper is complete. Three days and four nights of walking/hiking all over the place and seeing various sights, and I’m wiped out. It was a totally insane time with a lot of ridiculous memories that will last through the ages. After the last night of the tour, it was really sad to see everyone go their separate ways. Some people were really on the verge of crying; that’s how much this gathering meant to them. I would agree. It was amazing. Once in a lifetime. The group dynamics were very interesting and almost complicated. Everyone had distinct personalities that were almost befitting of a video game plot.

I’ll write more about the tour in a private log because none of it should really go out to the whole Internet (for various reasons). When that log goes up, I’ll put a notice here, then those interested can email/message me for access.

Today, I’m heading to Akihabara a second time. Will report more later. :)

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