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Flapper-style~!

OK so, I had a few lines written about not feeling great and feeling alone, but that’s just a huge downer. Instead…here’s an awesome video about chair dancing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOrfPlH5nCk

Make it stop!

OK, so I’m totally late to this whole Trololo Internet meme thing that’s been passed around for the past month or two. Even so, I’m sure there are a few of you out there that haven’t seen this one yet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYU7oG2V7uc

Oh dear, I can’t look away. The key changes! The progression! It’s like it just keeps mounting! Bah.

A bit over the line

So.

No, killing puppies is wrong. Though, if you make the decision to go that route, one way out is to carry it so far into ridiculousness that it become satire. You also have to make sure the audience knows that you’re in on the joke. That’s why I don’t approve of killing puppies; instead you should take the puppies and use them to clobber the seal pups. Makes perfect sense! *wink wink*

(Wow. So wrong.)

(Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep.)

Cleanser snorting

Earlier during the lunch hour I ventured north a couple of blocks to get a haircut and go shopping for fruit. I ran out of fruit a couple of days prior and have been sort of craving for some for a while now. There’s nothing like a cold, crisp, sweet, juicy apple, right? Like I stated about a month ago, Chinatown is a really good place to get produce. Although, things are a little bit more expensive this time of year in comparison to even a month ago. Back then I was able to get 5 Gala apples for $1. Today they were priced at 3 for $1. It’s still pretty decent, if you ask me. Today’s haul was 3 Gala apples, 3 Fuji apples, 6 fuyu persimmons (seem to be more common in colder months), and two small containers of blueberries. To balance out the healthiness of it all I also bought a small box of chocolate Pocky, which I went through with my colleagues faster than I had anticipated.

Anyway, while I was waiting to check out, into the store came this shabby looking woman. I didn’t want to stare, because that would have been rude, but my first judgment of her was that she was mildly unstable. I wouldn’t have paid her any more attention, but she started doing some eccentric things. She looked off to the side and went “AHA!” She reached for a canister of powdered cleanser as if that was what she was looking for all this time. She peeled the protective flap open, poured a tiny bit into her hand and proceeded to sniff it. I think for whatever reason she wasn’t too happy with the product because she put it back muttering something about it not being what she wanted. Right next to it was a canister of Old Dutch cleanser. She took that, popped it open, poured a little out and started snorting it. At this point, the cashier spotted her and start shouting with a bit of an accent: “Hey friend! What are you doing!” You could tell she was annoyed. Rightfully so, too. Who the hell sniffs cleanser? The shabby woman replied, “I’m buying! What does it look like I’m doing?” As she turned around, she revealed her face which was covered in powder like some sloppy junkie, or someone who greedily ate a powdered jelly donut. The cashier rolled her eyes and proceeded to talk to the other cashier in Mandarin (or was it Cantonese…I swear I still can’t tell), likely about this crazy ass woman. The woman queued behind me to buy her Old Dutch, muttering something about people taking away her welfare cheques. All I could do was smile at the cashier, acknowledging that yes, I witnessed the craziness as well.

Just another day in the big city, I guess. *shrug*

Accept and adapt

Oh geez…

The wind is rustling: change is upon us.

Nothing is official, and why would it be?

It’s time to ignore the loose chains holding me down.

A forced ending is coming sooner rather than later.

Accept that nothing lasts.

Adapt to new realities.

Blindsided

Oh my goodness.

We were just saying that we were having to deal with very tight development cycles with very little wiggle room.

Then this happens.

How the heck are any of us supposed to feel? Sure we can buckle down, but…

Maaaaaaaaaaan.

From the roof to my crotch

Honestly, what the hell was that?

This morning I was just resting peacefully on the train waiting for my stop to arrive. When I pulled in, I grabbed my bag off my lap in preparation to get back on my feet. In my half awake stupor, I was surprised to see this stream of water appear in front of my eyes. At first I thought I was dreaming, but no, it was very real. So real, in fact, that it landed directly into my crotch. No, not even off to the side or anything: it was a freaking bullseye. I looked up, and found that the stream was coming from the ceiling of the car. THE HELL. I suppose at least it wasn’t from some guy pissing on me, because that would be much much worse. Still.

Anyway, the doors were open, so I didn’t have time to examine the crime scene further. I stuffed my ear buds in my ears and got up. I looked around to see if someone saw me. Two guys off to the side were just in shock. I wanted to say something to acknowledge them but I had to get off. I stepped off the car and examined the damage. My khakis were visibly wet looking like I’d obviously had an accident. A saving grace really was that there wasn’t any scent of urine. I didn’t want to draw any more attention to myself than necessary so I held my ghetto messenger bag in front of me. I couldn’t help but think though that it looked like I was trying to hide something. Well yeah, I was, but it could have looked like I was hiding some sort of aroused state, except…NO.

I made it on the streetcar without much fuss and ended up having a pleasant but long ride to the office. Thing is, a few stops before my stop a friend called. So, as I was moving around I had to juggle holding my bag strategically all while attempting to have a meaningful conversation. I think I was successful, but the whole ridiculousness of the situation had me laughing. When I got to my office I just turned on my desk fan full blast at my pants. There were moments where I wanted to check my levels of dryness but I figure that pawing at my crotch could be deemed inappropriate, so I behaved.

So, all right, I just have a few questions about the incident. Why did the water come down at that moment and not at any other stop? Why wasn’t my seat wet from any supposed previous leaks? I’d assume that it would have happened there before. If we’re inside a tunnel for most of the distance, where would the water come from?

This is all crazy!

Whack-a-kitty

OK, I’ll be honest. I don’t know why I’m posting this video. Just like the slow loris video, this one once again straddles the boundary of cute, and kinda creepy/disturbing. I was actually expecting something a bit more violent and altogether horrible (which begs the question of why I decided to watch the video), but I was disarmed by the cuteness of the whole thing–and that was with the sound off.

Can’t say any more. Judge for yourself.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4

Don’t hate me!

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